Facebook Note: Friendship Prayer
Posted by Shannon on Jun 24, 2007
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the
crotch of the person who screws up your day
and may their arms be too short to scratch..
AMEN
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Facebook Note: Pass this hug
Posted by Shannon on Jun 24, 2007
……. /////………
…….(^_^)……..
…o—-( . )—-o…
………/..\……..
…………………
Pass this hug to all of
your friends and back
to me, see how many
you get back!
1-5 HUGS….Your on
someones mind!
5-10 HUGS…Someone
likes you!
10-15 HUGS..Someone
wants to be with you!
15-20 HUGS..WOW! you
are really loved by alot
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Facebook Note: True Friendship
Posted by Shannon on Jun 24, 2007
True Friendship
Here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad — I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against th e sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3 When you smile — I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared — I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused — I will use little words.
7. When you are sick — Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have
8. When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath…. I pledge it to the end. “Why?” you may ask;
“because you are my friend”.
http://www.ushibby.com
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Facebook Notes: Penis requests a raise.
Posted by Shannon on Jun 22, 2007
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
Reasons:
* I do physical labor.
* I work @ great depths.
* I plunge headfirst in2 everything I do.
* I don’t get weekends or holidays off.
* I work in a damp environment.
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
* I work in high temperatures.
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely, The Penis
—–
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request & considering the arguments you have
Raised,
The administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
* You don’t work 8 hours straight.
* You fall asleep after brief work periods.
* You don’t always follow the orders of the management team.
* You don’t stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
* You don’t take initiative.
* You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of ur shift
Facebook Note: Newfie Girlz
Posted by Shannon on Jun 15, 2007
NEWFIE GIRLZ
NEWFY GIRLS ARE BEAUTIFUL,
IT TAKES A NEWFIE GIRL TO WIN A FELLA’S HEART.
PHILLIPINO GIRLS ARE TAN,
JAMAICAN GIRLS GOT FLOW,
BUT WHEN YOU WANT THE BEST LOOKING GIRL,
NEWFOUNDLAND IS WHERE YA GOTTA GO. WHITE GIRLS ARE WILD,
BLACK GIRLS ARE FUN,
BUT A NEWFY GURL IS NUMBER ONE!
GIRLS WILL BE GIRLS - NORTH, SOUTH, EAST, WEST.
BUT A CHICK OUT OF NEWFOUNDLAND WILL ALWAYS RATE THE BEST.
TO ANY MAN WHO READS THIS AND TRULY WANTS TO KNOW:
IF YOU HAVE A NEWFY GIRL, YOU SHOULD NEVER LET HER GO!!!
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